Wednesday, February 16, 2011

littering (an epidemic)



i saw a girl a couple days ago throw a ciggie out her window. when we got to the next stop light i asked her, "do you think california is beautiful", she replied "yes, definitely!", with a big smile. i love when anger gets into me. especially when i can unleash it on entitled elitist. (might be able to unleash it to myself...ja). so i said, "well, if you think california is so beautiful, why do you throw your ciggs out the window?". her smile went to frown. and a frantic response came out in tongues. i drove off in a chuckle. her mouth was kept propped up by her steering wheel.

today, in almost the same exact location, i saw a very well to do looking gentleman smoking a cigg in his Cadillac. i noticed a rosary hanging from his rear view mirror. i asked myself, "how devoted is this man to god and his faith?" as he stepped on the gas a drove away in a bit of a rush, i saw the cigg go flying out the window. i was not able to catch up to him to give him a lesson about his own faith, but it would have gone something like this...

"uh sir... that is a very beautiful rosary around your rear view mirror." "being a proclaimed believer in the lord and his good word, do you think its fair to litter on this beautiful world he has created?"

i wish i could have caught up to that cocksucker. give him a piece of my good word.
fucker.

don't litter. and if you see someone do it. open your mouth.

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