Wednesday, April 28, 2010

one view, three perspectives




my birthday 2010

since i was broken down in Albuquerque for my birfday, i did some self reflecting.

i was gonna drink b-minus all day long and maybe go see alice in wonderland ,so i could slip off into fantasy for a bit but i didn't. just sat in the hotel room til bout dinner time, looked out my hotel room window at the I-25, and wondered...where are all of us going.

it was a great day.

Monday, April 26, 2010

"the Homewrecker"

this is a item only available at the "Twin Peaks" establishments.
1. it's about a foot long, it's all beef, it's a wang
2. sirloin chilli
3. cheese...lots of cheese
4. onions
5. green onions
6. fire steak frys

now, i got to first base last nite with and salad w/queso azul up in this. stole second wit some HOT WANGS, rounded third wit da "HOMEWRECKER", and landed right at home on the porcelain throne, room 237.

alrighty nooow!!

the equestrians of room 239

so, still broke down in Albuquerque. my ass is starting to hate me. b-minuses and buffalo wangs make for a shitty morning...no shit.

well, my next door neighbors in room 239 are not coming out of the stable today due to a severe bangover. it all started last night when i heard what may have been seabiscut racing her last race. this girls pant could have blown down a small building. then the screaming started, i wanted to give the champion who was delivering those goods a hi-5. he was breaking that shit like christmas lights in 73'. you know how all hotel headboards now are bolted to the wall? well, that means it can't slam against the wall right? doode, they musta been slayin it out on top of the entertainment center or something cuz i think a cinder block got knocked outta place and came though the wall. this is not an exaggeration, its a description. they were f'in it up over there. and, it went like 3 or 4 times. i'm claiming blue diamonds for sure. you know how those horse trainers roll. get the runners on the drugs.

this is what america is fighting for..freedom to ride! ahoooooo!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

the cab rides/drivers

1. guitarist; ex-resident of burbank california
a. been in albuquerque for 3 years ("everyone here is in slow motion")
b. moved here to help his sick mother with her medical bills.
c. moms better; saving cash to get back to cali

2. weirdo
a. brown incisor number seven (i'm going with ex-methhead) or drank coke with a straw up against that tooth since he was 8.
b. "albuquerque is a great place to be...it's very spiritual", he got next level out here for sure.
c. dropped me off at walgreens with the ol' "god bless you, man" i wanted to answer, "stay off the drugs homie, ride free" but i just gave him the peace sign and glared at his number 7.

break it down...or broken down (the best luck ever)

you should totally hang out with me...guaranteed to get stuck in a rut and then slung into one of the raddest situations ever.

there's these things called injection cups. they work like a dam so your diesel doesnt get into cooling system. bottom line, if they break...it's bad.

so, now i'm hanging out where Buggs Bunny told me to make a left...yep... Albuquerque. broke down next to a perverted lil hooters like eatery call 'twin peeks'. not a bad place to be broken down by. might be up in running by monday. we'll see. i think i might go buy a camera so i can visually document this lil roadie.

try to eat healthy americans!!!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

confussion; new mexico, 2010

santa fe, the newest mexico

1. la quinta inn
2. disconnect and get lost, but then...i was found
3. laughing my ass off once again
4. weather chased me from flagstaff.
5. snowing now
6. cat power
7. bottomed out bank account

advice. don't ever eat at the "flying tortilla" restaurant in santa fe nm. gross chips, cat fishy fish tae-kos, and he/she waiters. its a good story, but the food was rank.

be kind americans

flagstaff

1. weather...not so good.
2. great room...little america
3. paul stuart...he's gonna be a dad. congrats.
4. stepped in dog shit.
5. got doo doo all over the truck.
6. laughing my ass off.
7. truck heater broken. 22 degrees outside. stoked.
el ocho. still laughing my ass off.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

another roadie (yeah, its cool man)

as long as that poppy seed bagel and my antibiotics don't show in the piss test, i should be off to Austin Tejas tomorrow. fuckin A. Zoro, i will be revisiting 6th street where you walked away from that thang...GODDAMBIT!!!!

so, if any of you lil' weirdo's are out on the road, hit me up, i'm makin my way to salt lick bbq to drink lonestars, piss on sticks, and throw the ol'horse shoes around.

C'MON!!!!

hell...if your on highway 40...put your thumb out...we'll do some truckin.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

an ear in a field

have you ever seen the David Lynch movie Blue Velvet?
its pretty f'ed up. its got dennis hopper in it, with his famous line of, "if there's one thing i can't fuckin stand is warm beer." he says it in that psycho intense voice he throws around. anyway, i agree with him, i can't stand warm beer as well. mind you, the beer in the movie is a heinekin, and really can't fucking stand that beer period dot com. its a green bottle thing. green bottle beer tastes like buhwaas. but, an eightyfive degree beer in mainland mexico on a black sand beach with the temp of 95 out and 100% humidity...i'll have an eightyfizzy no sweat.

ok. no more beer talk. on to more important things like evolution or faith.

what team you on???

whats cooler than an ear in a field at the beginning of a david lynch movie...? how bout a pinky finger in a cave carbon dated before adam and eve ate each others fruit....jajaja

Fossilized Pinky May Point To New Human Relative

Denisova cave from the outside
Enlarge Courtesy of Bence Viola

The fossil finger was found in a cave in the Altai Mountains of Siberia. Whoever that finger belonged to was neither human, like us, nor Neanderthal, the only other member of the human line known to be living in Europe at the time.

Denisova cave from the outside
Courtesy of Bence Viola

The fossil finger was found in a cave in the Altai Mountains of Siberia. Whoever that finger belonged to was neither human, like us, nor Neanderthal, the only other member of the human line known to be living in Europe at the time.

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March 25, 2010

Anthropologists didn't have much to work with on this paleontological puzzle — just a piece of a pinky finger discovered in a cave in the Altai Mountains of Siberia.

But what most surprised scientists at the Max Planck Institute in Germany was the DNA inside that finger — specifically, mitochondrial DNA, which is found in every human cell.

It's rare to be able to isolate DNA that's 40,000 years old, so when researcher Johannes Krause finally did, he called his boss, anthropologist Svante Paabo.

"Johannes called me when I was in the U.S. and told me about this, and it was absolutely amazing," Paabo says. "At first I didn't believe him, and I thought he was pulling my leg."

What the DNA showed was that whoever that finger belonged to was not a human like us. Nor was it a Neanderthal, the only other member of the human line known to be living in Europe at the time, according to research described in the journal Nature.

A Mystery In Our Family Tree

The bone came from a cave called Denisova. Paabo calls the individual who owned the finger "the X-woman" — the X stands for mystery. But to determine whether this was a previously unknown species of human, researchers needed DNA from the nuclei of the bone cells. They're working on it, Paabo says.

Paabo says the DNA they already have does indicate that this Siberian stranger, along with humans and Neanderthals, evolved from some common ancestor that lived in Africa about a million years ago. "Whoever carried this mitochondrial genome out of Africa about a million years ago is some new creature that has not been on our radar screens so far," he says.

Scientists know generally when this new hominid — as human ancestors are known — appeared on the scene by comparing the number of mutations in the DNA of humans, Neanderthals and the X-woman. Mutations occur in a population at a certain rate that can indicate how long they've evolved separately from a common ancestor.

Though Paabo can't say if this was an unknown species on the human line, he can say the X-woman's ancestors probably migrated from Africa a million years ago, well before modern humans evolved.

'Restless' Ancestors

Terry Brown, a geneticist at the University of Manchester in England, says the discovery at least suggests that our African ancestors were pretty restless.

"I think that probably hominids were leaving Africa much more frequently than we imagined. There's no real reason a hominid should stay in Africa if its populations grow and it needs more space, and obviously it's logical to move into Eurasia."

Brown notes that there's plenty more DNA to be found in fossils, especially from colder climates where they're better preserved. "I suspect there's going to be some more surprises around the corner, as well," he says. "If there are other bones we can get DNA from, I think it's possible we can find greater variation among our ancestors than we previously realized."

Krause says one thing about the X-woman is clear: She would have lived a rough life. "In the cave, we also find things like woolly mammoth or woolly rhino," he says. "Also that region was, of course, affected by the ice age. So it was probably colder than it is today."