Wednesday, February 16, 2011

littering (an epidemic)



i saw a girl a couple days ago throw a ciggie out her window. when we got to the next stop light i asked her, "do you think california is beautiful", she replied "yes, definitely!", with a big smile. i love when anger gets into me. especially when i can unleash it on entitled elitist. (might be able to unleash it to myself...ja). so i said, "well, if you think california is so beautiful, why do you throw your ciggs out the window?". her smile went to frown. and a frantic response came out in tongues. i drove off in a chuckle. her mouth was kept propped up by her steering wheel.

today, in almost the same exact location, i saw a very well to do looking gentleman smoking a cigg in his Cadillac. i noticed a rosary hanging from his rear view mirror. i asked myself, "how devoted is this man to god and his faith?" as he stepped on the gas a drove away in a bit of a rush, i saw the cigg go flying out the window. i was not able to catch up to him to give him a lesson about his own faith, but it would have gone something like this...

"uh sir... that is a very beautiful rosary around your rear view mirror." "being a proclaimed believer in the lord and his good word, do you think its fair to litter on this beautiful world he has created?"

i wish i could have caught up to that cocksucker. give him a piece of my good word.
fucker.

don't litter. and if you see someone do it. open your mouth.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

can't wait for Austin Tejas...c'mon. part deux!!!



cant wait to kick it with the black lips...
FUCK YES!!!!

can't wait for Austin Tejas...c'mon



these doodes are gonna slay it...
ahooo!!!!

insecure moment

yup...just had one...
went like this. "i'm posting way to many music videos", "fuck it."

Friday, February 11, 2011

a better way to get out of bed


you could really fuck up a steering wheel to this tune.
it's working!!!