gorse is this wicked f-in weed that the bloody Brits brought over to NZ like, idono, couple hundred years ago. it's super spiky, has yellow flowers on it, and grows like hemroids on a woman in labor or a long haul trucker. i believe it was general Cook who thought it to be a great idea to bring it here cuz it makes a great hedge. damn he f-ed up.
in the long lost trapping tracks of thee elusive snaggle toof boar, i find myself being bombarded with the hemroid gorse thorns.(there's video for this but, i'm having some IT issues)
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