sniff the hoof!!!

it wasn't your average trip to the portal. it's usually a solo or a plus one kinda mission, and with the mindset of indiana jones. this was a mission to capture a image. or numerous images. our team consisted of a heavy metal italian with a hip hop edge and a liking for getting a deep lobster tan, a street kid soon to be daada who peers through lenses and examines light, a 19 year old mini man truck life liver who wants to know the best way to get rid of hicups in a drunkin state, a balding debaser on the border of implosion due to the absurdity of life, a hair compressing(c300) stylist, a masking exteamster, a partying lover of tassels in the color of coral, a scorpio hand holder that thinks in numbers, a lover of flashdance and firefighters, and a model.

the lens holder had a vision.
so did the coral lover.

there was a medium...it was met, with a lil' OT and a lil' less light.

there was black kettles (i didn't paint'm black), arrows, bows, knifes,a beau or bo horse (depending how you look at it), whiskey the blu healer, artifacts under the feet which many or all had no idea were under us, landscapes, colors, and shades you'd see only in dreams. and of coarse, marty robbins mustache made an appearance via el paso through a banquet beer.

but in the end, after the objective was accomplished...there was the hoof. and at some point it had to be smelt. thank you britt. and now to the photoshopping.

time will help most wounds

anybody game to check the "lonesome heroes" at the mint or in boulder creek cali?

THE RECORD OF THE SUMMER!!!

LETS PAR'TAY!!!...SHI'MON!!!

Truckers for jesus...

now let me fucking tell you somethin...
truckers for jesus drive faster and more out of control than most other truckers.
rumor is... they ride the rail. scaary. so, next time you're on the road and a glowing cross is creeping up in the rearview...get the hell outta the way. that doode is on rail and he truckin for a fantasy.

clean up yer teefers!!!

but don't do it here!!!

iduno bout choo...but i hope never to be caught dead in a joint that be clean'n da teef wit da wang...

wicked mate

My dear friend George Inglizian

he has moved on. soul. it's out and about. kinda nice to feel him around in my daily actions. in music, in the water, over the ocean, through the desert, i'm feeling him flying around, like when the wind blows snowflakes around and you can see what the wind is doing. that's how i see him. flying around everything that is good. that is him. that is my friend. that is George.

this is my good friend Scotts (George's son-in-laws) eulogy to the man.



The Secret to Life


Hi, I’m Scott – George’s son in law.

George was a renaissance man. He knew a lot, about a lot of stuff. He even claimed to know the secret to life.

Before I let you know what it is, I have to tell you about my relationship with George. I loved him. He meant the world to me. He was a father and a best friend. He made me apart of his family. He gave me the hand to his daughter.

Together we traveled, to Mexico to the Sierras, we wandered. We hiked, looked at plants and marveled at the natural world. We built houses. We gardened. Partied. We shot guns. We talked about women, being married and raising kids. He was apart of the birth of my children. We surfed 8 foot waves, well sort of. We played like little boys.

George lived life. He walked to his own beat. He inspired me. He told me, The Secret to Life, was to have fun. We had a lot of fun together.

On my last conversation with George, the day before he passed away, he told me to take care of myself and my family. I will.

Arnold.

so i was listening to the stone roses, reading all these funny as comments about "arnold" and his "maid"/"mistress" and laughing my ass off on a thursday.

i stumbled across this comment by a : mr. ward.

now i haven't heard the term "pump...you up" in so long, but when i read that line, i almost had to grab toilet paper. without further ado...the quote.

Arnold is no handsome man, but he was definitely appealing to Maria, otherwise there would never have been a marriage. This buffalo he knocked up, is disgusting to say the least, but she kn ew a good thing when it came up. four bedroom house, swimming pool, and I am sure a nice amount of child support from the man. This goes to show you that Arnold means what he says ,
"Im hear to pump you up". I wonder if anyone else will come forward that has been pumped up?

if you're are to young to understand "pump...you up" youtube SNL pump you up. way funny.

if you don't want a kid, don't top it off. cheers. ja.