Z T-SHIRTS

so, i'm back from some running around and found that the t-shirt colab. is in the bucket.
marc lemoine and i shot some pics to accompany the cotton and hopefully people will be dumb enough to buy one. so, go to www.hicandnunc.com and hook one up. i read one of the other stories by this doode brian smith...it is funnier than (throwing) shit.

my bologna has a first name

i am a balding man...actually, i am a bald man.
the loss of hair came to me at the age of seventeen.
now, being thirtyfour, many of my friends are starting to lose their hair.
my favorite style of hair loss is the "schlice"
does your bologna have a first name?

i need to do work

one view, three perspectives

my birthday 2010

since i was broken down in Albuquerque for my birfday, i did some self reflecting.

i was gonna drink b-minus all day long and maybe go see alice in wonderland ,so i could slip off into fantasy for a bit but i didn't. just sat in the hotel room til bout dinner time, looked out my hotel room window at the I-25, and wondered...where are all of us going.

it was a great day.

"the Homewrecker"

this is a item only available at the "Twin Peaks" establishments.
1. it's about a foot long, it's all beef, it's a wang
2. sirloin chilli
3. cheese...lots of cheese
4. onions
5. green onions
6. fire steak frys

now, i got to first base last nite with and salad w/queso azul up in this. stole second wit some HOT WANGS, rounded third wit da "HOMEWRECKER", and landed right at home on the porcelain throne, room 237.

alrighty nooow!!

the equestrians of room 239

so, still broke down in Albuquerque. my ass is starting to hate me. b-minuses and buffalo wangs make for a shitty morning...no shit.

well, my next door neighbors in room 239 are not coming out of the stable today due to a severe bangover. it all started last night when i heard what may have been seabiscut racing her last race. this girls pant could have blown down a small building. then the screaming started, i wanted to give the champion who was delivering those goods a hi-5. he was breaking that shit like christmas lights in 73'. you know how all hotel headboards now are bolted to the wall? well, that means it can't slam against the wall right? doode, they musta been slayin it out on top of the entertainment center or something cuz i think a cinder block got knocked outta place and came though the wall. this is not an exaggeration, its a description. they were f'in it up over there. and, it went like 3 or 4 times. i'm claiming blue diamonds for sure. you know how those horse trainers roll. get the runners on the drugs.

this is what america is fighting for..freedom to ride! ahoooooo!

the cab rides/drivers

1. guitarist; ex-resident of burbank california
a. been in albuquerque for 3 years ("everyone here is in slow motion")
b. moved here to help his sick mother with her medical bills.
c. moms better; saving cash to get back to cali

2. weirdo
a. brown incisor number seven (i'm going with ex-methhead) or drank coke with a straw up against that tooth since he was 8.
b. "albuquerque is a great place to be...it's very spiritual", he got next level out here for sure.
c. dropped me off at walgreens with the ol' "god bless you, man" i wanted to answer, "stay off the drugs homie, ride free" but i just gave him the peace sign and glared at his number 7.