postcards from italy

sharks enjoy feeding on seals. they're a delicacy. seals are mammals. so are humans. mammals pee pee tends to smell the same. sharks can smell blood from miles away. i wish i could. i play in the food chain. in someone else's backyard if you will. i send you now a message.

i don't pee in the water anymore.

who wants to live forever?

best way to exit a church...ever.

Viva Chile!!!

33 doodes saved. and a bunch of humans being human.
I'm so stoked...

ride free.

the magic of Berto!

if an anteater shot rainbows from its nose, it would kinda look like this.

el paraiso mexico, sept 2010

prepare for landing

you never thought that when the pilot says prepare for landing, he could quite possibly be meaning prepare for what you might see when you get off the plane.

in our case. drop trou and push at baggage claim.

manzinillo mexico. sept 2010

it's whats for dinner...

so, in the close up shot, that black thingie is his nose. yes, this is about as free range as you can get folks.
grass fed, free range grade A, mexi angus.
come on and you can all get some.

michoacan, mexico. sept 2010

15 years

here is a couple of pictures of scott and i's first trip to NYC together in april of 95'. we were nineteen. we both had fake i.d's. Luxy was at julliard and we got into some shit. you can tell by the smerk on my grill. this was before giuliani got into office and time square wasent' a fucking shopping mall, it was a porn palace, and hells kitchen was still a fcckin scary place to be. it snowed the day we left on the way to JFK. it was april 19th. trip.