so, i've had allergies since i was 20 years old. i found this out on a punk rock road trip to Oregon with Matt hurdle and Kevin scardina.we listened to 'the choice of a new generation' the whole trip. that introduction to allergies was the worst. period.(any questions...ask)
every spring i pop a couple of those little disco biscuits for a month or so and life continues on as normal (besides the crank thats in that shit that make me talk 50 times faster) til summer.
so, it's spring down in this piece. totally beautiful i might add but, being that 99% of NZD is BUSH, (not George) my face is a bit stuffed.
i went down to the pharmacy for the usual thinking "hey, no sweat, remedies taken" go about my day, but the stuffy face persisted.
i then began to think. shit, i'm allergic to citrus....rad, so i work on a lime farm 6 ta 8 hours a day and i'm allergic to my provider.so , i look up on webMD, organic remedies for citrus allergies.
CALCIUM...i think...leche. anybody who knows me...knows my deal with the dairy...i could freaking play every brass instrument in a classical symphony with how much steam i produce from lactose produces. but fcuk it. i can't breathe,.
so. i start getting weird on the milk and every morning is the same routine. picture going to jamba for your favorite mud blended in fresh fragrant stench of " oh lord hesus christo". so rad.
by the way. this organic remedy ain't working for squat.
i quit the milk. for the sake of the commonwealth of katikati. but i still got this stuffed face.itchy/ eye/ear/throat program and it fucking up my sleep pattern.
it's pouring rain out last nite. i'm having a coldy , hanging with the puss... thats the cat. and i start gettin stuffed up. way bad. i rubbed my right eye. big mistake. and it start burning like the time when i was 11 and i rode my bike to malibu creek state park with bobby mattingly (crap, bless him and his afro) to catch bullfrogs. i fully got bullfrog piss in my eyeball. don't ask how, but it happened, and that shit burns like hell. doode, this eyeball burn i had last nite was of that degree. if your not catching my drift. go to bathroom...squirt a drip of dial antibactrial soap up in your eye and kick it a sec. lemme know what does for ya..
so, this mutherfcuker of a puss (new aka lucifia) has been camping on my sleeping bag for the past 5 weeks dropping dander bombs and giving me thoughts of cardiac arrest.
the cat is now 86'd...no more love from this lover.
Zoro, idono if i ever talked shit about your allergies to cats, but if i did, i am way sorry.
puss's suck.
this post is dedicated to Brian McCarthy and the child that is to invade his life. fill the kegerator
